I need some pussy
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I would hit that
She’s as hot as fuck
Parents prove their selfie game is even stronger than their kids
The young ones don’t realise that’s how they will look in 30 yeas time…..I don’t expect them to be marrying anyone soon.
Anonymous asked: My gf and I are trying to have anal sex and it's tough doing it with the condom. I was wondering since you have more experience, is it safe to go raw during anal or no? All these websites say never do it raw, but I was just wondering from someone with experience.
Unprotected sex is not safe sex, in any hole. The anus isn’t anymore unsafe than the vagina. There isn’t really a big no no with having raw butt sex; you just have to understand the obvious risks: contracting an STD. Just like vaginal intercourse, anal feels better without a condom and yes, it’s much much easier without. I’m not suggesting you do that, because that is a decision you and your partner must make. In my experience I haven’t had any problems with anal sex, protected or unprotected.
You need to lube her up good insert 1 then 2 and then 3 fingers into her ass after that unless you have a horse dick your condom covered cock should fit nicely
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It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
guys…there’s a chip on their wind shield
Lol fucking funny
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Uh…… you mean like this?
wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.
I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.
The natural sexual order which has kept the world going for a couple of thousand years or more has been men fucking women and getting them pregnant.
You cannot procreate with same sex couples, the first ones who do will become billionaires!!
Get you a Jennifer
I had me one of those lol